How to ruin a VC pitch in 5 words or less
Please.. we beg.. don’t say these during a VC pitch
VCBrags on Twitter asked for the worst VC pitches in 5 words or less, and we just had to share the best replies, and help future founders know what not to say during a meeting with a Venture Capital.
Is that some kind of plant?
You should probably just walk yourself out at that point.
The dreaded NDA
You’re not that guy pal, trust us, you’re not that guy
First of its kind idea in 2021?..
Absolutely zero?.. sure..
Don’t be this person
Pause.. reword, and go for it again
Executives gotta eat too, you know?
Oh wait.. were we pitching our startup or ourselves?
Don’t worry, our lawyers on it
Lawsuit this, lawsuit that, what’s it matter?
Clueless, but optimistic
Give us a few million and we’ll try the idea out
How to get kicked out
You are getting removed from that office immediately
Where it all crumbles
How to make the venture capitalists panic
Founders.. please take notes, don’t do any of these.
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